Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Alice Roosevelt Longworth (12 February 1884, in New York City, NY - 20 February 1980, in Washington D.C), was the only daughter of Theodore Roosevelt, the 26th President of the United States, and his first wife, Alice Hathaway Lee.

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• If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

• I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

• I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

• ... [the] “little man on the wedding cake.” (describing Harry Truman's presidential opponent Dewey)

• He [Calvin Coolidge] looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle"