Alien Loves Predator

Alien Loves Predator, or ALP, (2004-) is a webcomic written by Bernie Hou. It spoofs the Alien Vs. Predator franchise. Reversing the adversarial relationship depicted in Alien vs. Predator, ALP presents an Alien (named Abe) and a Predator (named Preston) as friends and roommates in current-day New York City.

#2

Preston: OK, Abe just went to hit on some girls on a blanket next to us. Look for them fleeing in disgust.

#7

Abe: You know what I'd do if I could cloak?

Preston: Sneak into girl's locker rooms.

Abe: Fuck yeah!

Preston: You do that now!

#8

Preston: What celebrity do I most resemble?

Abe: Jennifer Love Hewitt.

#9

Preston: What is my favorite word?

[Abe hits him]

Preston: Ow! What the fuck, you fuck! Fucking smacking me in the fucking head! Fuck that fucking hurt! Come here you fuck, I'm gonna fucking... oh, thanks.

#14

Abe: Why don't they have weed dating? I'd be all over that shit.

Preston: I've got something you should try. It's called "Carbon dating"

#16

Woman: Why aren't you wearing pants?

Abe: Phew! I was afraid you'd ask me something awkward.

#23

Preston: Who's your daddy?

Man: Ah, we meet again. Only this time, the pupil has become the master.

Preston: The correct answer was "The Yankees! The Yankees are my daddy!"

#24

Abe: Chicks dig dangerous guys!

Preston: You don't need any help convincing women you're unsafe.

#31

Abe: Do they have George Bush the third's inauguration?

Preston: Dammit, don't even joke about that!

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Preston: They have the tenth anniversary Paris Hilton sex tape "Paris falls for a space para-lesbian aboard the starship Tender-Thighs."

Abe: Hey, she used my script!