Craig Shoemaker
Craig Shoemaker is an American actor and stand-Up comedian.
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- Are you in real estate? Can you tell me is this a "lot"?
- I was circumsized by a bandsaw.
- I'm as hard as final Jeopardy.
- I'd show it to ya, but it's caught in my shoe.
- Come on and tell Pinocchio a lie.
- I'll love you so good, your neighbor will have a smoke.
- I did a girl so good, the police came three times.
- We'll have safe sex. Go get me a hefty bag.