Dharma & Greg

Dharma & Greg was an American sitcom about a mismatched married couple. It starred Jenna Elfman and Thomas Gibson in the title roles.

Pilot [1.1]

[Dharma and Greg are preparing to sleep on the roof of the apartment complex.]

Greg: Are we gonna sleep up here every night?

Dharma: Don't be silly. Only when it's a full moon.

Greg: Ah! The full moon, of course. You don't turn into anything unpleasant, do you?

Dharma: What? Is that supposed to be a joke?

Greg: Yeah.

Dharma: [Seriously] Well, it's not funny... Wouldn't it be trippy if I was really like that?

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Dharma: Silly, you don't sleep in the rain, you make love in the rain!

Greg: Ahhh!... What if there's lightning?

Dharma: Then you get to be on top!

And Then There's The Wedding [1.4]

[Before Dharma and Greg's wedding]

Dharma: Can you see me?

Greg: Yes.

Dharma:: Oh, I totally misunderstood that groom-can't-see-the-bride-in-her-wedding-dress-thing.

[Kitty comes in]

Kitty:: What are you doing here? You can't see her in her dress!

Dharma:: See, that's what I thought!

The First Thanksgiving [1.10]

Kitty:: Oh, Gregory, darling, every bride thinks she wants to cook a Thanksgiving dinner and it always ends up the same. Someone cries, someone is rushed to the emergency room and a perfectly lovely bird gets wasted. Which, if I don't eat soon, will be me.

Cast

• Jenna Elfman - Dharma Freedom Montgomery, née Finkelstein
• Thomas Gibson - Gregory "Greg" Clifford Montgomery
• Susan Sullivan - Katherine "Kitty" Montgomery
• Mitch Ryan - Edward Montgomery
• Mimi Kennedy - Abigail Kathleen "Abby" O'Neil
• Alan Rachins - Myron Lawrence "Larry" Finkelstein
• Shae D'Lyn - Jane Deaux
• Joel Murray - Peter James "Pete" Cavanaugh