Digimon Quotations

Digimon can refer to various fictional characters in several manga, TV series and movies.

Taichi "Tai" Kamiya/Yagami

(introducing Joe) "Oh, and the this is Joe. Don't scare him. He'd probably wet his pants"
"A man must first face himself before he faces his enemies."
"Never trust anything without feet!"
"Sure, let's go for a hike. Then after that we'll hike. And then we can hike some more."
"Or, we could stand here frozen until the monster gets us!"
"I have a foolproof plan: first we'll eat something, then after that... I'm open to suggestions!"
(sarcastically) "I'm glad we never hear you complaining..."
"When we get back, this is gonna make one great story. Yup... but... of course, not a single soul will ever believe me."
"When we had to survive on our own, we grew up very fast... except for Joe, he just threw up very fast..."
"But my dad likes his mess where it is..."
"You can do it, and even if you can't, we won't think any less of you, man!"
[looking at Agumon in his poor disguise] "Yeah. That's real inconspicuous."
[About Keramon] "Maybe we should tell someone important like the principal or Bill Gates or something..."

Yamato "Matt" Ishida

"Great! Anybody bring a helicopter?"
"We've sacrificed too much to give up now!"
"Has anybody noticed? We talk a lot about food."
"Boy, that's productive. This thing puts the pieces together, and then it takes them apart."
"I finally got it figured out. If I'm ever gonna change, I have to do it on my own. On my own. The others can't help me."
"I've never let anyone get close to me before."
"No question, man, you are the dude of doodles!"
"Put your fists down when you talk to me and stop acting like you can bully your way into being the leader!"
"Moving right along, folks... keep it moving... Our next stop on the tour will be the forest of irrelevant road signs. No pictures, please."
"Computer guys can never just tell you something. They have to spend all day explaining it to you..."
"I swore I would never let anyone see me cry. But really, all I ever wanted to do was cry."
"Guys, the closest thing our grandmother has to computer is an egg timer..."
"They're not weird, they're my best friends! [Quietly] Considering this is the only computer in town..."
"I'm sick of all your blabbering Davis, you're the only one who hasn't tried yet, so just get in the hole!"
"First I'll take a little stroll over to our old refrigerator and take a peek at what's not expired..."
"Is that a ring in your nose or is that an allergic reaction?"
"Did it all of a sudden get sunnier - or is it just Tai's sunny disposition?"
(To TK and Tokomon) "Remember, it's an amusement park - so like ... amuse yourselves.

Koushiro "Izzy" Izumi

(repeated line) "Prodigious!"
"Do you have Internet access?"
"You're going to need a password! You can use mine to get on the Internet: 'Prodigious'!"
"Potato chips, chocolate chips... anything but computer chips!"
[To Tentomon] "I love you."
"I'm one step ahead of you, Tai."
"It's Alive!"

Sora Takenouchi

"Too bad your brain isn't as big as your hair."
"Now that you boys have holes in your heads, maybe your brains will get more oxygen."
"I don't care what you're faster than! As long as you're faster than a gigantic, rolling teddy bear!"

Hikari "Kari" Kamiya

"It looks like a flip-flop with a bent nail in it."
"My light will guide us toward the others."
"Being a Digidestined means that sometimes you have to save the world, even if you're the one who caused the problem."

Miyako "Yolei" Inoue

"Let's go get that evil, cute guy!"
"This helmet makes my glasses look smaller!"
"Perfecto!" ("Bingo!" in the Japanese version)
(about Ken) "I didn't say I wanted to kiss him, duh, I just wanna marry him!"

Ken Ichijouji

"Hero time, Wormmon!"
"AH-HA! HA! HA! HA! HA-Oh, it's not that funny!
"Aaaaauuuuhhh!"
(grabs Cody by the leg mid-fall) "I've got you Cody!"
"He...called me a punk."
"Uh, Davis... What are you doing?"
(thinking sarcastically) Thanks a lot, Davis. Great, no pressure.

Dialogue

Metalseadramon:This my moment to shine!dose my my hair look alright?

Divermon:Ya.

T.k Takaishi: How boring. I'm not having any fun at all!

Puppetmon: (aghast) What? I'm the life of the party...I put the fun in fungus

TK Takaishi: (scoffs) HA! You just play the same game over and over again...boring!

Puppetmon: (distraught) I'm not boring!

T.k Takaishi: (Being held at eye level by Matt) Gee, Matt, you look diffrent, have you done something with your hair?

Matt: (deadpan) No I'm just not using as much hair gel that's all

Sora: "What kind of sicko turns people into keychains?!"

Piedmon: "I'm not a sicko, I'm a collector of these new items of such sentimental value to me."

Kari Kamiya: "His smile makes him look so gentle."

TK Takaishi: "Yeah, but his hair makes him look a bit' like you, Kari."

Kari: "I can't leave now, there's a magician coming over and I've already promised to get sawed in half!"

Tai: "Well, make sure the half with feet comes home as soon as possible!"

Mimi: Ew, what's that awful smell?

Tai: Heh, sorry. I guess now we know why they call them sweat socks huh?

Tentomon: Whenever my skin gets dirty, I just shed it.

Izzy Izumi: That would be difficult for me.

Ken: You will bow down before me.

T.K. Takashi: Sorry, the floor's kind of dirty.

T.K. Takashi: When you can't think of anything to say, do you always resort to fighting?

Ken: I guess...

T.K. Takashi: That's your problem. You don't know when to talk and when to fight. Now's a good time to talk... on the other hand... it's also a good time to fight! (punches Ken).

[about Piedmon]

Joe: He made them all disappear.

Tentomon: Well, at least he didn't saw them in half.

Matt: I've been living a lie.

Gabumon: You're not a natural blonde?

BlackWarGreymon: I'm going to a darker place for me.

Davis: You should try my sock drawer.

Davis: Sorry I'm late. I was supposed to get a haircut but when I looked in the mirror, I realized my hair was already perfect.

Yolei: The only thing is he was staring in the mirror for over an hour.

Arukenimon: I'll be back to destroy you in a minute.

Mummymon: Yeah, ditto that.

Davis: Destiny Stones can break my bones, but you guys are real losers.

Davis: Alright, if you're gonna destroy me, then will you please proceed to wash your hands first? I like to keep things clean.

Veemon: Good thing he hasn't seen your room...

Ken: (Thinking) It looks like Cody still hates me. Well, here it goes.

Cody: (Thinking) It looks like Ken still hates me. Well, here he comes.

Ken: Here you go, Cody. You're invited, too.

Cody: Really? I'm glad I made your list!

Ken: Ahem. I request the honor of your presence at a holiday celebration. That is...

TK: Say no more. You're having a Christmas party. We're in!

Veemon: Hey Ken, can we come?

Ken: Of course! Maybe you'll even catch Gatomon under the mistletoe!

Ken: Can't we go any faster?

Davis: Don't be a backseat driver, Ken.

Davis: Hey, it's getting pretty dark in these woods. Here, Kari, I'll hold your hand so you won't get scared.

Kari: I'm not scared.

T.K.: And it's not her hand... it's mine.

[Joe is doubled up on the floor in pain and clutching his stomach]

Kari: Joe, what is it?

Joe: My stomach.

Kari: What's wrong does it hurt?

Joe: No. I'm just doing this 'cause it's fun

Sora: Tell me how you like your eggs and I'll do the best I can.

Joe: I prefer my eggs to be covered in salt and pepper, but I guess it doesn't really matter.

Tai: I like soy sauce.

Matt: How about salsa?

Sora: How about a reality check?

Izzy: I'll have mine with mustard and jellybeans, please.

Tai: Oh, gross!

T.K.: Jellybeans. That sounds good.

Mimi: What? You're all weird! My favorite is eggs covered in maple syrup! Sometimes I like to eat them with cherries on top!

Tai: Now that's weird!

T.K.: But I bet it's good.

Joe: You guys are completely making me lose my appetite! I mean, come on. Jellybeans and cherries on eggs? That's just crazy talk! Salt and pepper is all they need. Keep it simple. That's always been my motto.

Tai: Be ready when I give the signal.

Izzy: Roger.

Mimi: He forgot his name!

Joe: [looking at a picture of Gommamon] Alright, look at Gommamon!

Gomamon: I'm cuter in person.

Gennai: You must never forget that you are the Digidestined.

Joe: I'll never forget this stomachache.

Koromon: How did you know my card was the fake, Tai?

Tai: I didn't. I kept your card because you're my friend.

Koromon: (sarcastically) Oh, how nice.

Sora: There are millions of kids like us in the world.

Biyomon: You mean there are millions of Soras?

Sora: (yelling) There's only one of me!

Tai: Did you find anything down there, Izzy?

Tentomon: You could say that, Tai, but the thing is we're up here and you're down there.

Agumon: I think you guys may need glasses. We're way up here above you.

Izzy: But that can't be! That's scientifically impossible!

Davis: See that guys? I got a noogie! It means I'm one of the guys now!

Demiveemon: Davis? If you're one of the guys now, does that means you were one of the girls before? Why can't you humans ever make up your minds? I'm so confused...

Davis: Let's go, T.A.!

TK Takashi: T.A.?

Kari: He forgot how to spell T.K.!

Tentomon: TK and Kari not only have moms and dads, they have something else too.

Izzy's Father: They have brothers.

Tentomon: In a word, bingo!

Izzy: Why would you want them shooting arrows at your loved ones? Sounds kind of dangerous to me.

Izzy's Mother: They're angels, Izzy. Maybe they're like Cupid, he was sort of like an angel. When he shot arrows, they were arrows of love.

Izzy: Mom, isn't that a little corny?

Tentomon: It may be corny, but I believe it. All we have to do is get Angemon and Angewomon to hit you guys with their arrows of love.

Izzy: Hey! Let's not be too hasty here!

Matt Ishida: Well, what do you think?

Tai: It's worth a shot. Kari!

Matt: T.K.!

T.K.: You sure you wanna?

Tai: Let's see these arrows of hope and light!

Matt: You two have got to get them to shoot at us.

Tai: They'll only do it if you tell them to.

Kari: You really want them to do that to you?

TK: But what if you get, like, dead or something?

Matt: Hey, never happen.

TK Takaishi: Okay. Angemon, I know this maybe sounds crazy but I need you to hit Matt and Tai with your arrow.

Kari Kamiya: You too, Angewomon.

Agumon: Wait a minute, Tai. What if that prophecy is all wrong?

Tai: Do you want the whole world to be destroyed?

Matt Ishida: Sometimes miracles require a little faith.

Matt: Scared, Tai? I'll hold your hand just in case you try to run away.

Tai: Yeah. Me too.

Angemon: One miracle

Angewomon: Coming up.

Joe: [yelling] Didn't I tell you not to eat all the food?!? I told you we need to ration, which means save food for later, as in much later.

Gomamon: But it is later Joe. You told me that 20 minutes ago.

Joe: [shaking Gomamon] 20 minutes is not much later! Please tell me there's still food in the bag!

Gomamon: I don't know. Since you can't handle eating and floating on the ocean at the same time, I ate it all. Besides, I need food to digivolve in case you run into bad Digimon.

Joe: So, do we see any bad Digimon? NO! If I starve, who are you gonna protect?

[Joe retches and heaves over the side of the bed-boat]

Gomamon: That's enough about food. Things'll get better soon. Hang in there buddy.

[Both see a crate coming near the bed-boat]

Gomamon: That crate is gonna hit us!

Joe: Maybe it's full of fruit, vegetables, bread, milk, cereal, hotdogs, cookies, candy, and soda!

Gomamon: I wish!

Joe: You wish?!? We wouldn't need food if you hadn't eaten ours!

Gomamon: You're strong when you're hungry...

Joe: Starvation is a good motivator.

Yolei: I hate Go Fish. Can't we play something else?

Davis: Sure, let's play strip-

Patamon: Aren't cats supposed to land on their feet?

Gatomon: Oh, shut up.

Veemon: Now that Ken's run Tentomon out of his tree, maybe we can climb it and have a look around.

Davis: You bet!

Tentomon: Stay out of my tree! I know exactly how many pieces of bark are on it.

[After Davis makes an unamusing joke about cutting ShogunGekomon's hair]

Kari: Davis, sometimes you're so insensitive.

Davis: (jumps around flailing his arms) I'm so sensitive that I use a special toothpaste so my teeth don't hurt when I eat ice cream! Ahhh!

[Kari giggles and laughs]

Apocalymon: Do you think it's fair that I should have to live with all this agony? Why should you get to laugh when I am forced to cry? Why do you get to taste the best life has to offer while all I do is choke on its leftovers? Answer me this! WHY DO ALL OF YOU GET THE PIZZA, WHILE I GET THE CRUSTS?!?!

Mimi: Ahh, I can't take all these metaphors!

Izzy: Boy, this guy really holds a grudge.

Apocalymon: I will rule the world and plunge it into darkness, so that I don't have to be alone anymore in my misery. A ha ha! A HA HA HA! Wait a minute, what am I laughing at? I'm supposed to be depressed!

Mimi: Oh my! I would just love to take on home and put it on my bed with all my other stuffed animals!

Matt: There she goes again. Do you think Mimi hears the same things we hear? I'm not so sure anymore.

Izzy: Maybe she's an alien spy.

T.K: Smells better than broccoli. Who knows, it might taste better.

Matt: Has anybody noticed? We talk a lot about food.

Sora: Nah, I'm not hungry.

Joe: I'm skipping this one too. I just don't like to eat on an empty stomach. Besides, I don't even know what that stuff is, but I'm sure I'm allergic to it.

Agumon: Now let's try some solo performances, starting with Mimi.

Tai: Mimi?

Sora: Mimi?

Izzy: Mimi?

Matt: Singing?

Mimi: Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam... (Singing badly)

Joe: Avoiding your song.

Mimi: Oh come on I had singing lessons for three years.

T.K: Oh you did? Did it help?

Izzy: Mimi, you should get a refund. That's what I think.

Sora: If only Taichi's brain was bigger than his hair...

Kari: [After Wizardmon sacrificing himself to save Kari and Gatomon] Oh no! Wizardmon, you're gonna be okay! Please don't leave, Wizardmon!

Wizardmon: Are you all right, Gatomon?

Gatomon: [Crying] You saved me... I'm sorry!

Wizardmon: About what?

Gatomon: Sorry I got you involved in this.

Wizardmon: Don't be sorry... I don't have any regrets! If I wouldn't met you, my life would have no meaning! I'm glad you and I were friends!

Gatomon: That's forever!

Wizardmon: Thank you for everything, Gatomon! [Dies.]

Gotsumon: [Pumpkinmon runs right into a teenager who falls down on the ground] Wow, you hit down some kind of monster!

Pumpkinmon: Even worse, I think I hit down a teenager!

Matt: You're a thief! We worked so hard we could afford a trip to Hawaii!

Digitamamon: [Growing furiously] Hawaii is not on the schedule, but if you insist I'll send you to the moon! [Attacks]

Myotismon: [To Wizardmon] Did you really think you could betray me and get away with it?

Wizardmon: [Protecting Gatomon] How could I betray you? I was never on your side to start with!

[non American dub] (while Angewomon and Deviwomon are slapping each other)

Taichi: Is that how women fight?

Koushirou: Yeah, they must slap each other to death!

Tai: Wow ... Look at 'em go.

Izzy: I know I shouldn't be watching, but I can't take my eyes off them.

Kari: Get her Angewomon! That's right! Knock that witch's block off! Go!

Angewomon: Vamdemon. Not only did you interfere with the Chosen Children's mission, but you have invaded the real world and killed my friend, Wizarmon. Learn the full weight of your sins!

Vamdemon: I will change everything in this world into darkness! After fusing this place with the Digital World, I will become its sole ruler! I only did what I was destined to do!

Angemon: Vamdemon. Does this mean you have no intent of repenting for your sins?

Vamdemon: Hmph. Dead-

Angewomon: Saint Air!

Vamdemon: Ugh!

MetalGreymon: My strength is being restored!

WereGarurumon: Now!

Garudamon: Give our power to Angewomon!

AtlurKabuterimon: Horn Buster!

Lillymon: Flower Cannon!

Zudomon: Hammer Spark!

WereGarurumon: Kaiser Nail!

Garudamon: Shadow Wing!

MetalGreymon: Giga Destroyer!

Angemon: Heaven's Knuckle!

Angewomon: Holy Arrow!

Vamdemon: Don't! Uuuu... Uuuuaaarrrghhh!

(When they first meet Gennai)

Mimi: "HOW COME YOU CALLED US THE DIGIDESTINED!?"

Gennai: "I'm old, not deaf!"

Joe: Whatever they are, they're aggrivating my hay-fever.

Matt: Hey Joe. Is there anything you don't complain about?

Cherrymon: (to Matt) What's the matter? Never seen a talking tree?

Matt: Not many.

Phone Operator This number only exists in your imagination. Please hang up, and don't call back.

Matt: What planet did I dial?

Phone Operator: Tomorrow's forecast calls for clear skies with ocassional ice cream

Mimi: What do you wear for that?

Joe: The don't call me old reliable for nothing.

Gomamon: But they don't.

Joe: I'm going to ignore that.

Guilmon

(Repeated line)"Takatomon"
"Being scared is pointless, it's like trying to ice skate on sausages"

Rika Nonaka

"This isn't the kind of fight we can walk away from."
"Walk all over him, Renamon!"
"I guess wherever you go, there you are."

Jeri Katou

"Sorry Takato, Jeri only likes you as a friend'- Talking through puppet
"Destiny. Destiny. Destiny."

Dialogue

Terriermon: "Admit it Henry, you'd be lost without me."

Henry Wong: "Looks like I'm lost with you."

Takato Matsuki: "Don't freak out, mom..."

Takato's mom: "It's too late for that..."

Takato Matsuki: Mom, Dad, why are girls so crazy?

Mrs. Matsuki: They're not. Their husbands make them that way.

Mr. Matsuki: Hmm...right

Takato Matsuki: Sorry to wake you up so late.

Henry Wong: That's okay. I was just sleeping.

Terriermon: And not just sleeping... snoring too.

Henry: You better just back off, Rika.

Rika: Or else what? You'll go run off and hide on me? Ooo... I'm so scared.

Guilmon: You going to fight her, Takato?

Takato: No way, she's a girl. Besides, she'd kick my butt.

Henry: Maybe it doesn't matter what card we use, Rika.

Rika: Okay, did that pig monster eat your brain?

IceDevimon: I hear one becomes quite warm before freezing.

Henry Wong: You're so twisted, it's scary.

Rika Nonaka: It's not funny, you know. I don't want to walk all the way to the next town just to find your little friend.

Henry Wong: Well, if it makes your feel any better, Rika. The tunnel might flood and we can all swim there.

Rika Nonaka: It's just my luck to be stuck down here with a couple of comedians.

Terriermon: What are you, Henry, the center of the universe? What, you think the sun won't rise if you're not there to greet it or something?

Henry Wong: What are you talking about?

Terriermon: Just look behind you, Henry.

Henry Wong: Huh?

Terriermon: You don't have to do everything yourself. They're all here to help you. Let 'em.

Takato Matsuki: Try this card.

Henry Wong: The last one almost killed him.

Takato Matsuki: Hey, I'm just trying to help.

Ryo: I feel so powerless.

Ebonwumon: Better to feel powerless than to feel dead.

Impmon: PUT ME DOWN YOU UGLY FURBALL!

Renamon: Or what, you'll use that little flame of yours to boil water and make me some bad tea?

Guilmon: I need a bigger tummy Takato, can you draw me one?

Takato Matsuki: Okay.

Guilmon: You're a pal.

Terriermon: Draw him some self control.

Henry Wong: And just how many buns have you had?

Terriermon: Two, three, twelve, lost count.

Mrs. Wong: You know Terriermon, Henry could learn from you. He's handsome, but skinny as a mosquito.

Renamon: Anything that can concern a sovereign is not to be taken lightly.

Terriermon: How can we take it lightly? It's huge.

Renamon: What I'm saying is we need a plan.

Terriermon: Going in and beating him up isn't plan enough?

Guilmon: Terriermon, I think Renamon is right. I mean she's always been right before what's different about now?

Renamon: Why thank you.

Terriermon: Renamon and Guilmon sitting in a tree...

Rika: Nobody interferes, I want to sing.

Takato: You Wha?!!!

Rika: Nobody interferes, I want to sing.

Takato: Okay, just drop that wrench and I'll sing with you!

Guilmon: Do you even know how to sing?

Mr. Wong: Give me your portable digi thing.

Henry: You mean my digivice?

Mr. Wong: Yeah, come on, I'll arm wrestle you for it.

Henry: Since you put it that way...

Mr. Wong: When we designed the prototype we wanted to give kids a way to communicate with and control digimon on the network.

Henry: Maybe mine's broken because I can't control Terriermon at all.

Terriermon: It would take more than a piece of plastic to control me.

Guardromon: Are you sure that's safe?

Suzy: No.

Guardromon: Oh. OK!

[Renamon materializes next to Rika]

Takato: Where do you come from all the time!? Do you just wait around to scare us?

Digimon Frontier

Kanbara Takuya: You're toast, lady!

Ranamon: Thanks, but I've already had my breakfast.

Takuya: My destiny sure seems to involve a lot of running!

Mercurymon: If only thy mouth were thy weapon, then truly thou couldst never be defeated.

Koji: Kouichi, what's wrong bro?

Kouichi: Nothing, it's nothing.

Koji: You're acting weird.

Kouichi: Well then, maybe I'm just weird.

Koji: [smiling]

Takuya: [wakes up] Where are we?

Zoe: Why, we're in the middle of our date!

Takuya: Our what

Takuya: You want power?!?! I'll show you power.. WILD FIRE TSUNAMI!!!

Tommy: Wait for me!

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(the image is upside-down)

Tommy: (looking through his legs) Hey, everything's all funny! (image turns rightside-up) Or maybee it's just me!

All: Even if I spend time with my family, or other friends, or our family, or maybe just hanging around not crying, I’ll be best friends with you guys, forever!! ;)

Part I

[Agumon jumps to avoid on coming car]

Passenger: Did you see that?

Driver: [tired sounding] No, I was sleeping.

Passenger: But you're driving!

[Agumon detroys vending machines, Kari is on his back in a Koloa-like outfit.]

Kari: Hey! Mom says not to do that to society!

[Kari takes two of the beverages that came from the destroyed machines]

Kari: Just one each!

Mrs. Kamiya: Kids, I'm making your favourite, liver sticks!

Tai: Great...

[closes the door]

Tai: Oh, good. It looks like she burned them.

Sora: [over the phone] Tai, I know you're there! Mimi told me you were the one who threw up in my hat!

Part II

[After Meeting up with the Digidestined on the internet]

Patamon: I was surfing the web, but I wiped out.

[After repeated e-mails are sent to slow down Diaboromon]

Izzy: YOU'VE... GOT... MAIL!!! [presses enter]

[Wargreymon and Metalgarurumon are becoming Omnimon]

Izzy: They're digivolving together!

Izzy: I'm about to barf.

Tai: Wait 'till you try the cake.

[Tai is typing an email]

Tai: "Dear Sora, I'm sorry I made fun of your hair. I know you haven't been this mad at me since I forgot to tell you I threw up in your hat. You say you love thunderstorms, so what's a few raindrops between friends? Love, Tai." Love? I meant from! [changes "love" to "from"]

Kari: Whatcha writing?

Tai: Nothing! It's just a joke! [Covers the monitor. "from" changes back to "love"]

Kari: If you want to send an email, you'll have to do this. [grabs the mouse] Click!

Tai: I wasn't going to send that!

Kari: Then why were you writing it?

Inferimon: I'm looking for the programmer. Don't interfere!

[Diaboromon has been killed by Omnimon]

Diaboromon: Connection Terminated. Willis...

Part III

[After Terriermon Digivolves for the first time]

Willis: He wears pants now?

[Before Lunch]

Terriermon: If Davis eats all that... [Inflates Stomach]

DemiVeemon: [Laughing]

[Terriermon Inflates ears to shade Willis]

Willis: I don't suppose you could turn into a glass of lemonade too?

Terriermon: Don't push it.

Quoternity