Duckman

Duckman features the voice of Jason Alexander.

• What the hell are YOU starin' at!?
• Once again I've outwitted a pitfully inadequate opponent by staying one step ahead of em. How exactly did I do that?
• What do ya think of that Corny? You're workin for the Biggest American Dick ever!
• Mayor Whitman!! The man who brought honesty & fairness to municiple politics, the man who clensed city hall of corruption, the man I voted for SIX times in the last election?
• You're gonna do what I tell you to do, the way I tell you to do it, when I tell you to do it, and i f I can't tell you've done it, you're gonna tell me when your done doin' it.
• (Ajax is begging to go on a theme park ride with an exaggerated long queue)

Ajax: Aww c'mon Dod, all the other kids are doin' it.

Duckman: And if all the other kids jumped off a cliff, would you?

Ajax: (short pause) How many of 'em?

• (Duckman begins to light a cigarette)

Ajax: Hi Dod, whatach doin'?

Duckman: Throwing my life away on an overpriced marketing phenomenon that will leave me bedridden, tumorous, and politically incorrect.

Ajax: Oh, wish I had a hobby.

• Elliot: I win! I win! But more importantly: You lose! You lose!
• Cornfed: A man has got to do what a man's judgement tells him circumstances require!