Dudley Moore
Dudley Moore was a British musician, actor and comedian. He first achieved fame in the revue Beyond the Fringe.
Bedazzled (1967)
Starring Dudley Moore as "Stanley Moon", and Peter Cook as "George Spiggott" (The Devil)- Stanley Moon: [reading Faustian contract] I, Stanley Moon, hereinafter and in the hereafter to be known as 'The Damned'— " The damned?
- George Spiggott: Everything I've ever told you has been a lie. Including that.
- Stanley Moon: Including what?
- George Spiggott: That everything I've ever told has been a lie. That's not true.
- Stanley Moon: I don't know what to believe.
- George Spiggott: Not me, believe me!
Arthur (1981)
Starring Dudley Moore as "Arthur", and Sir John Gielgud as "Hobson", his servant.- Arthur: Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath.
- Hobson: I'll alert the media.
- Arthur: Do you want to run my bath for me?
- Hobson: It's what I live for.
Attributed
- I haven't had that many women— only as many as I could lay my hands on.
- I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
- In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.
- Of clocks using "Westminster Chimes".
- The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.