Father of the Bride (1991 film) Quotations

Father of the Bride is a 1991 film about a father of a young woman who deals with the emotional pain of her getting married, and the financial and organizational pain of arranging her wedding.

Directed by Charles Shyer. Written by Frances Goodrich, Albert Hackett, Nancy Meyers, and Charles Shyer. The film is a remake of Father of the Bride.

Love is wonderful. Until it happens to your only daughter. taglines

George Banks

I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. A boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say "I do." I was wrong. That's getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition. I know. I've just been through one. Not my own. My daughter's. Annie Banks-MacKenzie. That's her married name. MacKenzie. I'll be honest with you. When I bought this house seventeen years ago, it cost me less than this blessed event in which Annie Banks became Annie Banks-MacKenzie. I'm told that one day I'll look back on all this with great affection and nostalgia. I hope so. You fathers will understand. You have a little girl. An adorable little girl who looks up to you and adores you in a way you could never imagine. I remember how her little hand used to fit inside mine. How she used to sit in my lap and lean her head against my chest. She said that I was her hero. Then the day comes when she wants to get her ears pierced and she wants you to drop her off a block before the movie theater. Next thing you know she's wearing eye shadow and high heels. From that moment on, you're in a constant state of panic. You worry about her going out with the wrong kind of guys, the kind of guys who only want one thing--and you know exactly what that one thing is because it's the same thing you wanted when you were their age. Then she gets a little older and you quit worrying about her meeting the wrong guy and you worry about her meeting the right guy. And that's the biggest fear of all because then you lose her. And before you know it, you're sitting all alone in a big, empty house, wearing rice on your tux, wondering what happened to your life. It was just six months ago that it happened here. Just six months ago that the storm broke.

We live in a small town in Southern California called San Marino. I love this town, and not just because it's the kind of place where people still smile at each other but because it hasn't changed much in the past twenty-five years. And since I'm not a guy who's big on change, this town fits me like a glove. I got Annie's ten-speed all cleaned up and polished. New seat, new tires...I couldn't wait to show it to her. This is our house. 24 Maple Drive. Annie was just in grammar school when we bought it. A few years later, we got a surprise package. Our son, Matt. I love this house. I love that I taught my kids to ride their bikes in the driveway. I love that I slept with them in tents in the backyard. I love that we carved our initials in the tree out front. This house is warm in the winter, cool in the summer, and looks spectacular with Christmas lights. It's a great house. I never want to move. But the thing I think I like best about this house are the voices I hear when I walk through the door.

Right then I realized, my day had passed. She'll always love me, of course, but not in the same way. I was no longer the man in my little girl's life. I was like an old shoe. The kind we manufacture and get all excited about, then after a few years discontinue. That was me now. Mr. Discontinued.

Dialogue

Nina: Is something going on?

Annie: Yes, it is, Mom...uh...God, this is a hard thing to tell parents...especially when you're my parents...Oh, God!

George: Honey, just say it. What's the big deal?

Matt: Yeah.

Annie: Okay! I met somebody in Rome. Um, he's an American. Uh, he's from L.A., actually. And um, his name's Brian MacKenzie. And he's this completely wonderful, wonderful, amazing man, and...well, we starting seeing each other, a lot...and, um...we fell in love. Ha! Ha! It actually happened! And, uh, we've decided to get married...which means that, I'm engaged! Ha! I'm engaged! I'm getting married! HA!

Matt: Congratulations!

Annie: Thank you.

Nina: Oh! My! My! Oh, so, oh my...and that's your engagement ring, huh? bought it from said that it's at least a hundred years old...So, Dad. Stop it. Say something.

George: I'm sorry. What did you say?

Young Annie: Dad, I met a man in Rome. And he's wonderful and brilliant, and we're getting married.

Annie: Mom, what's he doing?

Nina: George? George? George? What is it?

George: Well...this is...this is ridiculous! You're too young to get married!

Annie: Too young? Dad, I'm twenty-two. If I'm not mistaken, that's a year older than Mom was when you guys got married.

George: That is absolutely not true!

Nina: Oh, no...you're absolutely wrong.

George: You were this age when I married you?

Nina: No. I was younger. I was this age when she was born.

George: That...that doesn't matter. Times have changed. Your mother was mature...and twenty-two isn't what it used to be...Matt, would you turn on the air conditioner? It's hot in here. I thought...I thought you didn't believe in marriage. I thought it meant a woman lost her identity. I thought you wanted to get a job before you settled down so you could earn money and be your own person.

Annie: All right, hold on. I didn't think I believed in marriage until I met Brian. Brian's not like any other guy I've ever known. I want to be married to him. And I'm not going to lose my identity with him because he's not some overpowering, macho guy. He's like you, Dad! Except he's brilliant. He happens to love that I'm going to be an architect. He wants me to design a house for us to live in. He said he'd move anywhere I got a job. Give me a little credit, George. I'm not going to marry some ape who wants me to wear go-go boots and an apron. I'm telling you, you'll love him. He's a genius. And sweet. And I love him more than anything in the world.

Nina: What does Brian do?

George: Who's Brian?

Nina: Oh!

George: I forgot his name!

Annie: He's an independent communications consultant.

George: Independent?

Annie: Yes.

George: That's code for unemployed! This is perfect! You meet an unemployed, amazingly brilliant non-ape that I'm going to have to support! I suppose I'm going to have to hire him and fire some hard working guy with three kids because my son-in-law, the "independent communications consultant," can't get a job anywhere else! No wonder he'll move anywhere you get a job! You're not getting married and that's it and that's final! And I don't like you calling me George! I mean, when did this start?

Annie: Daddy, what is wrong with you? [runs out]

George: What? Are you telling me you're happy about this?

Nina: George, please. Would you stop acting like a lunatic father and go out and talk to her before she runs out that door, marries this kid and we never see her again!

George: All right. Kid? How do you know he's a kid? He could be forty-five years old.

Brian: Good night. Good night, Mr. Banks.

Annie: Oh, you can call him George. Or Dad!

George: George will be fine.

Brian: Okay. I'll say it next time I see you.

George: Drive carefully. And don't forget to fasten your condom.

Annie: Dad!

George: Seat belt! I meant...I meant seat belt.

Nina: Honey, I'm putting your father to bed. This has been a very big night for him.

George: The reason I'm asking all these questions is I have a great idea where we can have this lovely, not small, but not too big wedding.

Nina: You do? Where?

George: At our favorite restaurant. The place we've been eating at for fifteen years. The best. The Steak Pit!

Annie: Dad, get serious.

Matt: I don't think you want the word "Pit" on a wedding invitation, George.

Annie: Really, Dad. A rib joint with sawdust on the floor isn't exactly what I had in mind for my wedding. No offense.

George: [voiceover] Not only was I not getting rid of the kid, I now found myself talking him into staying. [to Brian] You know, Brian...Annie is a very passionate person and passionate people tend to overreact at times. Annie comes from a long line of major overreactors. Me. I can definitely lose it. My mother...a nut. My grandfather...stories about him are legendary. The good news, however, is that this overreacting tends to get proportionately less by generation, so your kids could be normal. [voiceover] As if that wasn't enough, I went on! [to Brian] But on the upside, with this passion comes great spirit and individuality which is probably one of the reasons you love Annie.

Brian: That's what I love most about her.

George: [voiceover] That's when it hit me like a Mac truck. Annie was just like me, and Brian was just like Nina. They were a perfect match.

Annie: Did I wake you?

George: No, I was up. So what are you doing?

Annie: I couldn't sleep. I just kept thinking about how this was my last night in my bed...in my house...kinda like my last night as a kid. I mean, I've lived here since I was five and I feel like I'm supposed to turn in my key tomorrow. It was so strange packing up my room. You know how you have always trained me never to throw anything away. So like I have all these ratty stuffed animals and yearbooks...my old retainer...all my old magic tricks. And I actually packed it all. I just didn't want to let it go. I mean, I know I can't stay, but it's like I don't want to leave.

George: Well, that's the thing about life...is uh, the surprises. The little things that sneak up on you and grab hold of you. Still happens to me.

[It starts snowing]

Annie: Yikes. What is this?

George: I don't believe it.

Annie: Oh my God. Talk about surprises.

George: It hasn't snowed in L.A. since I was nine.

Annie: Mom's gonna die. What? What is that face?

George: No. Nothing. I was just thinking.

Annie: Oh, this is going to end up costing you more money.

George: No. How I know I'll remember this moment for the rest of my life.

George: [voiceover] All I could think of was the part I had to play. Then suddenly I went blank. I had one line and I couldn't remember it. When the Reverend said, "Who presents this woman?" was I supposed to say, "That's me" or was it "I do"? I couldn't think. I felt every eye in place boring into the back of my neck, waiting for me to screw up, when suddenly, it was upon me.

Reverend: Who presents this woman in holy matrimony?

George: I do. [voiceover] Who presents this woman? This "woman." But she's not a woman, she's just a kid. And she's leaving us...I realized at that moment that I was never going to come again and see Annie at the top of the stairs. Never going to see her again at our breakfast table in her nightgown and socks. I suddenly realized what was happening. Annie was all grown up and leaving us, and something inside began to hurt.

Taglines

Love is wonderful. Until it happens to your only daughter.

A comedy about letting go.

Cast

Steve Martin - George Stanley Banks
Diane Keaton - Nina Banks
Kimberly Williams - Annie Banks
Kieran Culkin - Matty Banks
George Newbern - Bryan MacKenzie
Martin Short - Franck Eggelhoffer
B.D. Wong - Howard Weinstein
Peter Michael Goetz - John MacKenzie
Kate McGregor-Stewart - Joanna MacKenzie

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