Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is a 1992 film, the sequel to the popular Home Alone film, about the continuing adventures of a young boy who is left behind by his family during the holidays.
He's Up Past His Bedtime In The City That Never Sleeps.
- Directed by Chris Columbus. Written by John Hughes.
Kevin McCallister
- [To Harry and Marv] You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.
- [To Harry and Marv] Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?
- Sick!
- [imitates his father with a his Talkboy in slow motion] Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room, please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.
- (After realizing he's in the Big Apple) Yikes! I did it again!
- My family's in Florida, and I'm in New York. [in the verge of happiness] My family's... in Florida...? I'm in... New York?
- My tie's in the bathroom. I can't go in there, 'cause Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man, whatever that means.
- This is it. No turning back. Another Christmas in the trenches.
Frank McCallister
- (snatches a can of Coke out of Fuller's hand) Hey, hey, easy on the fluids, pal! The rubber sheets are packed. (takes a sip of the Coke himself)
- Get outta here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!
- Ohhh, you're cookin', Frankie!
- [As the others look at their motel in surprise] Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon.
- I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, but jeez, you guys give the worst gol-dern wake up calls!
Harry
- (after Marv steals money from a donation bag) That's very smart, Marv. We bust out of jail just to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus.
- Yep, there's nobody dumb enough to knock off a toy store on Christmas Eve!
Marv
- At midnight tonight, we're hittin' Duncan's Toy Chest. 5 floors of cash!
- (to Kevin) SUCK BRICK, KID!! (throws the brick, but misses)
- Harry, I've reached the top! (falls down a hole)
Mr. Hector, the Hotel Concierge
- [Upon discovering that the McCallisters' credit card was "stolen"] Bingo!
- What's the matter? Store wouldn't take your stolen credit card? Let's see what the police have to say about this.
Dialogue
- Kate: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
- Mrs. Stone: The finest in New York.
- [Harry and Marv, who have escaped from prison, have arrived in New York in a fish truck]
- Harry: Here we are, Marv. New York City, the Land of Opportunity. [Takes a deep breath] Smell that?
- Marv: [Takes a deep breath] Yeah.
- Harry: Know what that is?
- Marv: Fish.
- Harry: It's freedom.
- Marv: No, it's fish.
- Harry: It's freedom, and it's money.
- Marv: Okay, okay, it's freedom.
- Harry:: Come on, let's get out of here before someone sees us. [He leaves the truck]
- Marv: And it's fish. [He leaves]
- Cop: Well, Mr. Duncan, it's all over with. We apprehended the thieves, and recovered your money.
- Duncan: Good. I wanna get that money over to the Children's Hospital as soon as possible.
- Cop: Yo, I'll handle it personally.
- Duncan: Ah! Thank you very much!
- Harry: Yeah. We stay around for a while, grab a couple of phony passports and then hightail it to some foreign country.
- Marv: Arizona? [He uses a sticky glove to steal some coins from a Santa Claus' bucket]
- Harry: That's very smart, Marv. You bust outta jail to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus?
- Marv: Every little bit helps. Besides, now we've got our new nicknames: We're the Sticky Bandits!
- Harry: [annoyed] Real cute.
- Johnny: Hold it right there!
- Susie: It's me, Johnny.
- Johnny: I knew it was you. I could smell ya gettin' off the elevator!
- Susie: It's gardenias, Johnny. Your favorite.
- Johnny: You was here last night too, wasn't ya?
- Susie: I was singin' at the Blue Monkey last night.
- Johnny: You was here...and you was smoochin' with my brother!
- Susie: That's a dirty, rotten lie, Johnny.
- Johnny: Don't gimme that. You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby!
- Susie: You've got me all wrong!
- Johnny: All right. I believe ya. (extracts his Tommy Gun) But my Tommy Gun don't!
- Susie: Johnny! You're the only duck in my pond!
- Johnny: Get down on your knees and tell me ya love me.
- Susie: Baby! I'm over the moon for ya!
- Johnny: Ya gotta do better than that!
- Susie: If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have to take 2 airplanes to get across it!
- Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. That's why I'm gonna let ya go. I'm gonna give ya 'til the count of 3 to get your lousy, lyin', low-down 4-flushin' carcass out my door! 1... 2...
- (Johnny shoots Susie while laughing maniacally, as usual)
- Johnny: 3! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! (quickly shoots repeatedly) And a Happy New Year. (shoots once more)
- Johnny: Hold it right there!
- Mr. Hector: This is the Concierge, sir.
- Johnny: I knew it was you. I could smell ya getting off the elevator! You was here last night too, wasn't ya?
- Mr. Hector: Yes, sir. I was.
- Johnny: You was here...and you was smoochin' with my brother.
- Mr. Hector: But...I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.
- Johnny: Don't gimme that. You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...
- (The security guard, who's name tag reads "Cliff," gasps with a shocked look on his face and the rest of the staff stares shockingly at him)
- Cliff: No. It's a lie!
- Johnny: I could go on forever, baby.
- Mr. Hector: I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. We're looking for a young man.
- Johnny: All right. I believe you. (extracts his gun) But my Tommy gun don't!
- (Mr. Hector gives a confused look)
- Johnny: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
- Mr. Hector: On your knees.
- (the entire staff gets down on their knees)
- Mr. Hector: I love you!
- (Kevin snickers quietly and unmutes the T.V.)
- Johnny: Ya gotta do better than that!
- Mr. Hector, Cedric, Mrs. Stone, and Cliff: I love you!
- Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. That's why I'm gonna let ya go. I'm gonna give ya 'til the count of 3 to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, 4-flushin' carcass out my door! 1... 2...!
- (Johnny shoots as the staff ducks from the room, and several hotel guests notice)
- Johnny: 3! (while Kevin mouths him) Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! (shoots again) And a Happy New Year. (shoots once more)
- Mr. Hector (as the staff crawls out): Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! There's an insane guest with a gun!
- Harry: [after catching Kevin] Come to Papa!
- Marv: 'Round trip to Miami? What's the matter, kid? Get on the wrong plane, squirt?
- Harry: Looks like you won't be needin' this, kid. (takes ticket out of Kevin's hand and rips it)
- Marv: American don't fly to the promise land, little buddy.
- (the gang passes Kevin's bag around from Peter all the way to Fuller)
- Peter: Give this to Kevin.
- Kate: Give this to Kevin.
- Leslie: Give this to Kevin.
- Tracy: Give this to Kevin.
- Linnie: Kevin.
- Buzz: Give this to Kevin.
- Rod: Give this to Kevin.
- Sondra: Give this to Kevin.
- Megan: Give this to Kevin.
- Jeff: Give this to Kevin.
- Brooke: Give this to Kevin.
- Fuller: Here you go, Kevin.
- (but instead of Kevin, Fuller notices 2 elderly people, so he passes the bag around to the others)
- Fuller: Kevin's not here.
- Brooke: Kevin's not here.
- Jeff: Kevin's not here.
- Megan: Kevin's not here.
- Sondra: Kevin's not here.
- Rod: Kevin's not here.
- Linnie: Kevin's not here.
- Tracy: Kevin's not here.
- Leslie: Kevin's not here.
- Kate: Kevin's not here.
- (she hands the bag to Peter, who suddenly reacts)
- Peter: What?!
- (Kate only reacts by laughing, until...)
- Kate: KEVIN?!!!
- (she faints)
- Cedric: You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed on this floor.
- Kevin: The vacuum guy?
- Cedric: No, the, uh, president.
- Harry: [Opens the cash register in Duncan's Toy Chest and steals money from it] Merry Christmas, Harry!
- Marv: [Opens a chest stuffed with cash and steals money from it] Happy Hanukkah, Marv!
- Marv: My, how the tables have turned.
- Harry: How do you like the ice, kid? Let's take a little stroll in the park.
- Peter and Kate: (get out of bed in surprise upon noticing they woke up late, like in the previous movie) WE DID IT AGAIN!!! YAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
- Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: Can I help you?
- Kevin McCallister: A reservation for McCallister?
- Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: A reservation for yourself?
- Kevin McCallister: Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. I'm barely able to look over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a hotel room? Think about it. A kid coming into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so.
- Harry: Sonny!
- Kevin McCallister: Yes?
- Harry: Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you. Knocking off a youngster ain't gonna mean all that much to me. Understand? But since we're in a hurry, I'll made a deal with you: you throw down your camera and we won't hurt you. You'll never hear from us again. Okay?
- Kevin McCallister: You promise?
- Harry: I cross my heart and hope to die.
- Kevin McCallister: Okay (picks up brick from pile behind him)
- Harry: (he and Marv snicker) Okay, kid. Give it to me! (Kevin throws the brick at Marv hitting him on the forehead)
Taglines
- He's Up Past His Bedtime In The City That Never Sleeps.
- Yikes! I Did It Again!
- First, He Was Home Alone, Now, He's Lost In New York.
- Start Spreading The News... New York is a Real Scream!