Inside Monkey Zetterland Quotations

Inside Monkey Zetterland is a film written by and starring actor Steve Antin as the title character. It is about a former child actor the the zany assortment of family members and friends in his life.

Daphne

You're a fag, baby!
Throw it all out into the universe, baby!
Stop bein' such a pussy about your fuckin' curtains.

Monkey

My father used to shirk his parental responsibilities by saying that life was an illusion; karma was also a convenient excuse for foul-ups. In my mind echos: "Sorry I sold your baseball cards, Monkey, but it's your karma, and life is just an illusion anyway, boy."
Brent, you live in a beautiful shell. Go with it.

Imogene

Una el coka dieta!
Excuse me, very rude and obnoxious stranger.
Tami Peterson has always been hyper-critical of my performance art. I mean she even delivered a speech in the quad about it called "Imogene: What do You Mean?" I mean, how could she do that to me? I've always been so nice to her!

Dialogue

Imogene: Now let me ask you something I've always wondered about. After you have the baby, does your pussy ever go back to it's natural tightness?

Cindy: I'm a dyke. It's not an issue.

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