Jimmy Greaves

James Peter 'Jimmy' Greaves (born 20 February 1940) is an English former football player, and more recently a television pundit. Greaves was a phenomenal striker, scoring on his debut for Chelsea in 1957. He finished as top League goalscorer twice whilst at Chelsea in 1959 and 1961 and his 41 league goals in the 1960-61 season remains a club record. In 1960 he became the youngest ever player to score 100 league goals in English football at the age of 20 years 290 days (and at 23 was the same age as Dixie Dean when he scored his 200th).

Greavsies Gaffe

Greavsie: "I want to make a phone call to an old friend of mine, a Michael Jackson lookalike, Frank Bruno"

Greavsie: "Yours sincerely, T. Wogan (pulls face and doesn't say anything for minutes)"

Greavsie: "so they're not Jewish in Israel?"