Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde is a 2003 film about a lawyer who goes to Washington, D.C. to try to get a ban on animal testing.
Directed by Charles Herman-Wurmfeld. Based on the novel by Amanda Brown. Written by Kate Kondell.

Bigger. Bolder. Blonder


Elle Woods

  • This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.
  • Oooooh! Nice briefcase!
  • I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!
  • Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress.
  • I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.
  • So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America! Speak up!

Paulette

  • Who's ready to discharge?! Or petition a bill...or whatever!
  • Oh My God! you look like the Fourth of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad!
  • Or something really classy-like white leather! I'll call the guy who did my car seats!

Representative Rudd

  • Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.
  • Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!

Other

  • V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website: We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to.
  • Lady at Versace: You've got the wrong Versace.
  • Dog Spa receptionist: Your dogs are gay!
  • Timothy McGinn: Write a bill, Britney.
  • Emmett: Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.

Dialogue

Emmett: You know what I thought when I first met you?
Elle: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?



Emmett: You fall asleep during the West Wing.
Elle: Yea, but have you seen what they're wearing?



Elle: Hello, Patriots! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.
Timothy McGinn: Oh my God, it's capitol Barbie.
Reena: She's so... shiny.



Elle: Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
Sid: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.



Congresswoman: [looking over her new hairdo] You have the full support of the Sunshine State!
Paulette: Thank you Ohio!



Paulette: Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked.
Serena: You didn't.
Paulette: I busted a window.



Elle (In a speech): Speak up, America!
Reena (watching Elle on TV): It's time for me to speak up! I think Timothy is smokin'! (jumps on Timothy and knocks him to the ground, kissing him)

Cast

  • Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
  • Sally Field - Rep. Victoria Rudd
  • Regina King - Grace Rossiter
  • Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette
  • Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks
  • Dana Ivey - Congresswoman Libby Hauser
  • Mary Lynn Rajskub - Reena Giuliani
  • Jessica Cauffiel - Margot
  • Alanna Ubach - Serena McGuire
  • J Barton - Timothy McGinn
  • Stanley Anderson - Michael Blaine
  • Bruce Thomas - UPS Guy
  • Bob Newhart - Sid Post
  • Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond
  • Ruth Williamson - Madeline Kroft
 
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