My Little Pony: The Princess Promenade Quotations

My Little Pony: The Princess Promenade is a 2006 film about Wysteria, a purple My Little Pony and her preparations for the Spring Promenade, which are interrupted when she unexpectedly becomes a princess.

Directed by Vic Dal Chele.

Pinkie Pie

Okay, so let me get this straight. It's pretty dark, it's kinda scary and it really stinks. Ha ha...ha...they want me to follow them where?
(gasps) I just had a squink! I think our little Spring Promenade just became the extra special Princess Promenade in honor of our very first princess - Princess Wysteria!

Tiddlywink

(Explaining to the other ponies about where Wysteria and Pinkie Pie have gone) First...first a swoosh! Then, whoooaaa! Oh, and then...and then (makes an explosion sound). And then...oh, Zipzee went down after them to give 'em some light! Oh, she's so brave.

Dialogue

Wysteria: (gasps) It's a...weee...it's an ugly thing! A horrible, disgraceful, disgraceful, horrible ugly thing...I can't even say it! Oh, no you don't! Not in my...uggh...(pulls on the large weed)...garden! (keeps pulling)

Pinkie Pie: Wysteria! Minty is still having a little trouble figuring out what goes with green. And I just said...hey! Whatcha got there?

Wysteria: Oh, Pinkie Pie! It's so horrible I can't even say the word.

Pinkie Pie: It looks like a weed.

Wysteria: No! (covers ears) I don't wanna hear it.

(Zipzee talking to Pinkie Pie and Wysteria)

Zipzee: ...I really don't - hey! What'cha got there?

Pinkie Pie: (whispering) She doesn't want to hear it, but it's a weed.

Zipzee: A WEED! Wow, and it's a beauty!

(The ponies meet Spike in the cave)

Wysteria: What are you doing here? Oh. Where are we?

Spike: Under this lovely old drafty castle.

Pinkie Pie: Really? Under our lovely old drafty castle?

Spike: Your castle? Then you must be waiting for me to kiss you! (makes kissing motion) (stops) No, wait, that's the girl in the forest with the seven little guys.

(Daffidazey lifts the hairdryer and reveals Spike's new hairdo)

Daffidazey: My stars! That's more of a don't than a do. (sighs) Oh, what is wrong with me today?

Spike: (points to Daffidazey's glasses around her neck) Might those have something to do with our "bad spike day"?

Daffidazey: (chuckles and puts on glasses) Well, no wonder! You're not a pony! (laughs)

Daffidazey: Wow. A princess in Ponyville! Well, how do I do her 'do? I mean, what 'do do I do?

Rainbow Dash: Darling, the same 'do you always do! She's still our Wysteria.

Daffidazey: (shakes head) No. She's now our Princess Wysteria. I'm just saying, what 'do do I do if she wants a 'do? If I do it wrong, I could be in big doo-doo!

(Pinkie Pie and Minty are building a pink and green parade float. Wysteria, Spike and the Breezies arrive)

Pinkie Pie: What do ya think? Have I captured it?

Zipzee: Yes, and you might consider setting it free.

Spike: I suppose that depends on what it is.

Pinkie Pie: It's a pink balloon, of course!

Zipzee: Of course! Interesting use of pink added to pink, and of course...there's all the pink.

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