Ol' Dirty Bastard

Russell Jones was an American rapper who went by the stage name Ol' Dirty Bastard (often shortened to ODB). He was one of the founding members of the hip hop group Wu-Tang Clan.

Got Your Money

• "Oh oh baby, this is dedicated to all the pretty girls. All the pretty girls in the world, and the ugly girls too cause to me youre pretty anyway's."

• "I don't have no trouble with you fuckin' me/ But I got a little problem with you not fuckin' me"

Return To The 36 Chambers

• "Introducin -yo FUCK that nigga's name; my hip-hop drops on your head like rain"

Nigga Please

• "Please nigga, I'm immune to all viruses; I get that cocaine, it cleans out my sinuses"

• "I kill all the government microchips in my body; I'm that paranoid nigga, at ya party; I kill all my enemies at birth; SHUT THE FUCK UP, bitch and let me stick my hands up your skirt"

Proteck Ya Neck II The Zoo

• While you sleep I be the guard on point, with Scottie Pippen / as I, jump on stage, flip rip a show / Strip and rip a hoe, wayyy like Bo / Jackson while I'm still taxin maxin / Relaxin sittin back sellin good tracks and

• First things first, man / You're fuckin' with the worst / I'll be stickin' pins in your head like a fuckin' nurse

Windpipe

• "What party can you go to, where I ain't there you bitches acting like you don't care! WHAT PARTY CAN YOU GO TO WHERE I AIN'T THERE YOU BITCHES ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T CARE!"

The Trials and Tribulations of Russell Jones

• Here Comes The Judge:"nominated at awards; back in the days drivin' an Accord"

Wu Tang Forever

• From Triumph: "What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me? I'm the Osiris of this shit!"

Chris Rock - Bigger & Blacker

• "If a brick didn't know how to sit on walls no mo' ... What would you aks it?"
• "If a dick don't get hard off of cocayyyyne ... What would you aks it?"
• "If a pussy had the power to shrink itself... what would you ax it?"

Other Quotes

• "Keep it good kids. Cause you know I love you. I'ma always love you, foreva!" - MTV appearance

• "What this is basically is mad boy hip hop..." - ODB show.

• "I went and bought me an outfit today that costed a lot of money today, youknowImean?, 'cause I figured that Wu-Tang was gonna win! I don't know how y'all see it, but when it comes to the children, Wu-Tang is for the children! We teach the children! You know what I mean? Puffy is good, but Wu-Tang is the best! Okay? I want you all to know that this is ODB, and I love you all, peace!" -- Yelling to the crowd at the Grammys, after losing the Best Rap Album grammy to Puff Daddy

• ... this is what Wu Tang do, come with something beautiful for you, like high science. Einstein has a formula, Wu Tang has a formula. A part equals a square and all that stuff, you know what I’m saying? We have a formula, too. The formula is to attack everything at any given time. Just attack and shit like a waterfall, or like water in rapids or more like a fucking whirlpool, “Fuck you.”

• Dirt McGirt comes from Dirt McGirt Island. It’s a place that’s right off the block from the next island off of Batman Island. I can’t let you know exactly where it is––it’s a secret, you know? Wonder Woman told me not to say nothing.

• I see things from a one-eye perspective and the four-eye perspective. The one-eye perspective is being able to see everything, as clear as my eye can see it.

• It’s like Picasso making a new picture. It feels good -- On why he changed his name so often.

• There's no more ODB no more. No, there's no more Osiris, that's all lies. From now on, my name is Big Baby Jesus. I always been Jesus, I don't know what the big secret's been all these years. Hanging pictures up on the wall and crosses and things of that nature, I mean, it's all good, but the truth's gonna be revealed one day, and one day the truth's been revealed

• "make the rocks disappear" -- Following a 1999 arrest for possession of crack cocaine

following,

• "Y’all know they had the ODB locked down, right? Well, I’m here to tell you that they can’t keep me down. Now I’m free, and I’m out there like a bird flying around, so y’all better leave some birdseed on your windowsills, because I may be flying by your house" - while performing onstage with Wu-Tang Clan after escaping from a rehab center, right before rushing offstage due to the arrival of authorities

• "Lookin' for new girls to put babies in." -- When asked what his plans were for 1998.
• "Ladies don't love shit. Ladies just act like they love. You understand what I'm sayin'? It's an act when it comes to Ol Dirty Bastard. They ACT like they love Ol Dirty - ladies don't love Ol Dirty Bastard because ... Ol Dirty Bastard is busy lovin' them. They might like Ol Dirty Bastard, know what I'm sayin? They might listen to his music or something, but really they don't pay no mind. They pay nothing no mind, nothing is paid a mind to, really, on this earth. It's just living, and dying. The world is a big ball of fire and it's just burning with no feeling." - Dirty Minded Documentary

• "I'm into all assholes. I like it because it's tinier than a pussyhole. It's so tiny, it's tinier than a clitoris. When i get the feeling of licking a york peppermint patty, it's a sensation." - Dirty Minded Documentary

• "Everyday, like probably three times a day, I'd jerk my dick off so much that the prisoners would say yo Ol' Dirty chill the fuck out. Every girl I saw on T.V., her ass looked funny to me, and i just kept jerkin my dick off, every fucking day and night." -Dirty Minded Documentary

See also

• Wu-Tang Clan
• Gza, member of the Wu-Tang Clan.
• Method Man, member of the Wu-Tang Clan.