Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin Quotations

Tigger

Hmm... I wonder what's causin' this tail to fail? Maybe, just doesn't have what it takes.
Christopher Robin! Christopher Robin! Come out, come out, wherever you arent. [gets scared by bats and runs away]
Did you hear that? The Skull-A-Saurus.... It got Pooh.
Well, of course it's mine! It's got my name scribbled all over it! [with honey inside his mouth] T, I, Double G..... Honey? [spits it all out] Tiggers do not like honey.
Look at the biceps on that bear. We don't deserve to dangle from the same precipice.
One for the money, two for the show, three because uh - uh, comes before four, and here we go!

[reads the note wrong] "Dear Pooh," it begins, "Worry about me. I'm going far away. Help!" and the note is signed "Cramfobbin Bobin." Oh ho ho! "Christopher Robin!"

[after his last carrot is stuck to the ground] It doesn't matter whether you think you're ripe! This is Rabbit's garden, and Rabbit does his harvest by the BOOK!
I could read it with my eyes closed. [mutters as everyone stares] Well, I could've read it if Tigger hadn't bounced me so.
That Owl. I knew Skull had another Y in it.
[singing] Never trust that thing between your ears!

Brains will get you nowhere fast my dears!
Haven't had a need for mine in years!
On the page is where the truth appears!

Today, I should say, is a good day for being Pooh!
[sad that Christopher Robin is gone] Christopher Robin... My very best, best friend. [looks at tree]
We are braver than a bee, and a... longer than a tree, and taller than a moose... or is it a goose?

You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.
Pooh Bear, what if some day there came a tomorrow when we were apart?
I'll always be with you, I'll always be with you, always be with you.

Tigger: Don't worry, Piglet. There's no difference between falling a thousand feet to the jagged rocks below and tumbling out of bed.

Piglet: Oh?

Tigger: Except for the splat at the end they're practically similar.

Winnie the Pooh: You're just in time for the best part of the day!

Christopher Robin: And what time is that?

Winnie the Pooh: When you and me become we.

Christopher Robin: Where is Pooh?

Piglet: Oh Christopher Robin. The skullasaurus gobbled him up.

Christopher Robin: The who???

[a roar is heard, everyone ran in panic]

Tigger: I'm gonna miss that bear. [sniffles]

Piglet: Oh Pooh....

[a huge gwythaints is roaring off screen]

Rabbit: Now that sounds like a wicked sharp teeth..... Up there! The eye of the skull!

Eeyore: Well, we could get the kid outta there. If anybody has any ideas how to get up there, that is.

Tigger: The map! What does it say?!

Rabbit: Oh, it's useless! There's nothing in here about how to get up there! I guess I have to figure it all by myself. Can I do that?

Tigger: Yeah, can he do that?

Rabbit: I could try, for Pooh.

Pooh: Thank you, Rabbit.

Christopher Robin: [singing] One thing you should know, no matter where I go. We'll always be together.

Both: Forever and ever.

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