Red Symons

Red Symons is an Australian musician, writer, and radio host, probably best known as the snide judge of "Red Faces", of the long-running Hey Hey It's Saturday variety television show.

Attributed quotes

• They say familiarity breeds contempt but I hardly know you.
• Winning isn't everything, but losing is nothing.
• Opportunity only knocks once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
• No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
• Laughter is the only tranquillizer with no side effects.
• Friends are the family you can pick.
• The best way to save money is not to lose it.