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Party Monster is a 2003 drama/dark comedy that details the rise and fall of infamous New York party promoter Michael Alig.

Written and directed by Randy Barbato and Fenton Bailey.

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Michael Alig

Typical James, tired old drug addict. Can't even stay awake for your own movie!
I wanted to create my own world. A world full of color where everyone could play. One big party that never ends.
You'll love me. I promise.
We'll put James in a cage and hang a sign over it that says, "Do not feed the drug child!"
The road of excess leads to the palace of... fabulousness!
Oh please, party in the truck!
I won't do crack without heroin!
But it's my birthday and I want a bloodfeast!
That's not a crack hole, that's a rat hole. Rats on crack attack!
You're just some lame-ass, Johnny-come-lately, fairy, faggot, copycat! You don't even know your skrink from your skrod! You stupid logger blogger!
Oh James, I'm getting away with murder and you're just jealous.
That's Skrink la do, to you.
..Not that it's your movie. You think it's yours. But it's really mine. All mine.
Come to my party. You can be my boyfriend.

James St. James

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3. Testosterone, testicular cancer, Tess of the D'urbervilles.
I don't do. I just am.
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. Blake, William. That's really all you need to know. That and "Don't dream it, be it!"
Michael was growing on me. Like a fungus.
The North Pole! I've made it across the frozen tundra. My faithful huskies perished in the blizzard way back. I had to eat them.
Darling, half the fun of eating meat is hacking it up.
I am not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamor!
Mm, lightly toasted animal tranquilizer.
It doesn't matter what you look like! I mean if you have a hunchback, just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing.
It was better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!

Others

Elke: He was always making money. He just had a knack for it. My little candy man.
Christina: How do you like my UFO?
Police Officer: [trying to pick Christina up] Let's go, sweetheart. You're a big girl.

Dialogue

James: Michael, I hate you for making me say serious things so I will only say this once. You've gone too far with the drugs.

Michael: Have you looked in the mirror lately?

Michael: So. How's the novel coming?

James: I've done another page! But now I think I might have writer's block.

Michael: Two pages in five years?

Michael: So, notice anything different?

James: [looks around] The flies?

Michael: No, seriously James. Anything or anyone missing? Like a drug dealer who used to live here?

James: Well darling that could be anyone. Can I buy a vowel?

Michael: Hi. I'm Michael Alig.

James: Well I'll alert the media. Gotta dash!

Keoki: Are we going far?

Michael: All the way I hope.

James: I know what you need. A nice hot cup of hot chocolate.

Michael: Can you put some ecstasy in mine?

Michael: We're like two peas in a pod, you and I, James.

James: I pity the pod.

Michael: You're the Yoda to my Luke.

James: Excuse me. You're the Paula Abdul to my Janet Jackson.

Michael: That's good, right?

Michael: Our magazine's on the stands today. Can you believe it? Our own magazine!

James: I've already seen it, and there's a problem. A big problem. I've been cut off. [reads from magazine page] "James St. James heads up white slave ring, sells twelve year old boys on Avenue B. Exclusive by Michael Alig." Why, Michael? Why?

Michael: Oh come on Skrink, I think it's funny!

James: My father does not share your sense of humor!

Michael: I didn't know he was a Project X reader!

James: Yes you did, because you sent him a lifetime subscription!

Michael: Angel bailed me out.

James: Angel?

Michael: Well, actually, Angel bailed you out.

James: Me?

Michael: Yeah, I told the police I was you.

[James gawks in disbelief]

Michael: Oh James, it's just all in fun. And after I told them you had AIDS, they gave me my own room with a VCR and ice cream!

James: Michael, I don't even like you! I have never liked you!

Talk Show Host: Is it true, ma'am, that your son Michael turned you on to the pill ecstasy?

Elke: He said it was a headache pill.

Talk Show Host: What happened when you took it?

Elke: Well, my headache went away..

Cast

Seth Green - James St. James
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
Diana Scarwid - Elke
Chloë Sevigny - Gitsie
Marilyn Manson - Christina
Dylan McDermott - Peter Gatien
Mia Kirshner- Natasha
Wilmer Valderrama - Keoki
Daniel Franzese - The Rat/Dallas MC
Natasha Lyonne - Brooke
Elliot Kriss - Cabbie
Wilson Cruz - Angel

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