Scary Go Round

Scary Go Round is a webcomic written and illustrated by John Allison. The comic set in the fictional town of Tackleford, England, and follows the adventures of several major characters as they battle zombies, travel through time, and offend strange creatures.

Quotes

• Tim: Management is all about appearing to be awake while actually asleep http://www.scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030205
• Mayor's hallucination: It is almost impossible for me to tell you just how cool everything is going to be right now. http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20040127
• Investigator (after finding a wallet at a crime scene): Its leather exterior suggests a man of substance. The copious identification within implies a man who knows exactly who he is — and why. http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20050112
• Esther: It's dynamite when you aren't the one being stalked by the Death-Beast! Whose name suggests that it is a beast who makes you die. http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20051027
• Erin: I mind my own business! And any other business that needs minding. http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20051025
• Shelley: I've got a milkshake with an umbrella in it! It cannot be diluted by rain! Not any more! http://www.scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030325
• Hugo: Powers be inside, friend, like your kidneys. You cannot lose them. Well. Except maybe in a grisly accident where part of your head and brain be lost. Ha ha! http://www.scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030922
• Shelly: Oh moon, oh troublesome orb. Staring at the earth with envious eye. Wishin' it was wet, for it's parlously dry. http://www.scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060327
• Ryan: Dang. So drunk contracts don't count? If I'd known that, I could have saved the Merchant Navy a lot of trouble. And by "trouble," I mean "seafaring vessels".http://www.scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051006

Dialogue

Ryan: Faster means make the number on the speedometer go up to a higher number.

Hugo: Ryan, you overestimate the awesome powers of Ronny B's van. Yes, it is tricked out to the max. But this was achieved by attaching plastic spoilers and hella trim, not upgrading the "engine" so to speak. http://www.scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040316

Tim: There's something about you, Fallon, encourages a man to behave like logic's most hated enemy.

Fallon: It is my good manners and the insane wiggle when I walk. http://www.scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030506