Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas Quotations

Individual quotes

"He's so cute. And so gullible." - Eris (about Sinbad)

"Look, this is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, THEN you get to blame me for it!" - Sinbad

"How can one woman do so much damage?" - Sinbad (about Marina)

"Enough talking! Time for some screaming." - Eris

"She couldn't see that bird? Everyone else saw it. Marina? Marina is looking the other way." - Sinbad, while going to rescue Marina from a giant snow bird

"Pray to the gods. We'll be meeting them soon." - Sinbad

"Yes, we've done this sort of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you have my permission to stand there quietly while I give you a free lesson in sailing" - Sinbad to Marina, before entering the Sirens lair

to Kale "Will you put a shirt on? You're gonna poke someone's eye out with those things." - Sinbad, while it is cold and Kale is bare-chested

"You…you egotistical, disrespectful, pretentious, pompous, self-centered, cantankerous, loony, ungrateful, impossible, insufferable…" - Marina

Notable dialog

Proteus: It's my responsibility to bring the Book of Peace safely to Syracuse.

Sinbad: See, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna get fired.

Sinbad: And you are?

Eris: Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.

Sinbad: You know, they don't do you justice.

Kale: What happened down here?

Sinbad: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Kale: Try me.

Sinbad: Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of discord? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.

Proteus: Do you have any idea how serious this is?

Sinbad: Do you have any idea how many times I've heard that today?

Kale: Fiji?

Sinbad: Think of the beaches!

Kale: Beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.

Sinbad: Think of the sun!

Kale: It's monsoon season!

Sinbad: The women, then!

Kale: They're cannibals there.

Sinbad: Exactly!

Marina: Are you sure—

Sinbad: Yes, we have done this kind of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you do have my permission to stand there quietly and receive a free lesson in sailing.

Marina: Knife, please.

Sinbad: OK, right, like I'd give you a weapon.

[Everyone is seasick from being towed in the wake of a giant fish.]

Sinbad: Whose idea was that again?

Marina: I don't know, but he owes me lunch.

Marina: So, how do we get down?

Sinbad: I don't know.

[She stares at him.]

Sinbad: I don't know yet.

Marina: You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get down?

Sinbad: Hey, if you'd rather take your chances by yourself, that can be arranged!

Sinbad: This has to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris.

Eris: Don't push your luck. You're cute. But not that cute.

Marina: You came to rescue me?

Sinbad: Well — yes, if that's what you want to call it. But this is going to cost you another diamond. Rescues are not part of the usual tourist package.

[after hooking onto the fish and everyone is seasick]

Sailors: No Spike... Don't...

[Spike vomits]

Sailor: Who gave him carrots?

Sinbad: Who's bad? Sinbad!

Marina: Agh, men!

Cast (voices)

Eris: Michelle Pfeiffer
Grum and Chum: Andrew Birch
Jed: Conrad Vernon
Jin: Raman Hui
Kale: Dennis Haysbert
King Dymas: Timothy West
Li: Chung Chan
Luca: Jim Cummings
Marina: Catherine Zeta-Jones
Proteus: Joseph Fiennes
Sinbad: Brad Pitt

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