The Andy Milonakis Show

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L.A. that's how I roll son I gotta new shirt and a brand new stroll son
It is crazy hot 5 million degrees I'm praying on my knees just to get a little breeze

Forget about Bs I got Qs on my head

And all the other letters take a cruise on my head

Bruce Lee's chilling reading news on my head

And a moosey is punchin' a bruise in my head

Damn Skippy I moved to California!

Brand new show but yo I got to warn ya

If you carrot me then you know I'm gonna corn ya

Your footsie is stuck well I'll shoe-horn ya

I'm Andy Milonakis and this is me show!

After me flow you know me got to go

Got this L.A. sun from my New York snow

And the schmell schmay schmun for my shmoo shmork shmo

PEACE

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The Theme Song Lyrics

I rock peas on my head but don't call me a pea head!

Bees on my head but don't call me a bee head!

Bruce Lees on my head but don't call me a Lee head!

Now please excuse me; I gotsta get my tree fed.

You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.

I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing. ("I hate myself!")

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.

I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy!

'Cause its my show you can't tell me what to do;

When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew!

So, yo, I gotta go, its time for me to rock it!

I put balogna in my left pocket;

Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket

'Cause its my show; I'm Andy Milonakis

It’s my show; I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.

It’s my show; I’m Andy Milonakis!
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Andy: I have no soul.


Man: I don't have one either.

Larry: Peas on my head, but don't call me peahead. Peas on my head, but don't call me peahead. Peas on my head, but don't call me peahead.


Dinosaur: Shut the **** up!!!!!


Larry: Aah! (runs away)
( bearded man quacks to Andy and cashier )

Duck: Shut the **** up!!!

Bearded Man: I just wanted to fit in!
Snoop Dogg: I'm the real ************* Snoop Do Double G! Who is this fat, red jumpsuited --

Larry: Why don't you just shut up, Andy? No one wants to hear what you want to say.

Snoop Dogg: What'd you call me? ( smacks Larry in the face )

Henry: Dammit, im bored.

Andy: ( laughing ) You smacked him!

Snoop Dogg: Yeah, I did smack him. You get one too! ( smacks Andy in the face )
Andy: ****!( crying )