The Legend of Zelda (TV series) Quotations

The animated Legend of Zelda series is loosely based on the first and second Legend of Zelda games for the Nintendo Entertainment System.

"Looking good, princess, especially from this angle!" ~Link
"Hey, it's been fun, but the other customers are getting impatient!" ~Link
"Guys, it's been a blast, but you're going home!" ~Link
"OK, that's better. That's how I like to start a morning." ~Link
Zelda: Don't you ever whistle at me again!
Link: I may never whistle again, period.
"Well, excuuuuse me, princess! If I had known you were coming, I would've asked the Moblins to sweep up before I zapped 'em!" ~Link
"But you're no amateur, you're a pro!" ~Triforce of Power
"This is my best spell, your highness. It removes the stinkiness from my dirty socks." ~Amateur magician
"Hyrule, a peaceful kingdom and a beautiful day. Well, that will soon change!" ~Ganon
"Evil is the path you choose, but evildoers always lose!" ~Triforce of Wisdom
"No, no, you imbeciles! Get them like this!" ~Ganon, throwing phantom punches

Link: How can I get Zelda to pay more attention to me?
Spryte: Who cares? She's a snob. You should stick with me.
Link: Spryte, you're only three inches high!
Spryte: What, you don't like short girls?
"My kind of girl--completely crazy!" ~Link

Gibdo: (as a maiden) Will no handsome hero save me from this three-headed freak?
Gleeok Right Head: Hey, sis! Watch the insults, will ya?
Gleeok Left Head: Yeah, that's not in the script.
Gibdo: I am getting into the part!

"You're sweet, Link. Clumsy, but sweet." ~Zelda
Zelda: I still wonder where Ganon got that flying unicorn. Beautiful creatures aren't his style...
Link: We'll ask him when we see him, OK? Now stay quiet and don't touch the statues.
Zelda: (leaning on Armos's pedestal) Why?
(Armos comes to life!) Link: THAT'S WHY!
"Lemmie go, marblehead! (kicks Armos) Ow, my toes!" ~Link
"One more zap and you're de-energized, Ganon!" ~Link

"Well excuuuuuuuuuse me princess! ~Link (This line is repeated tons of times)
"Ah, a force field ring: just what I always wanted for Christmas!" ~Link
Link: Nice move. Where did you learn that?
Kevin: In my high school gym class.
Link: I could find the tunnel with my eyes clOOOOOOOsed! (falls through the tunnel)
Zelda: Link!
Game Boy: Recommend future search with open eyes.

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