The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

The Life and TImes of Juniper Lee (2005–2007), was an American animated television series. The series centers on the life of a preteen girl, named Juniper Lee. The magic and human worlds have been separated by a magical barrier, preventing ordinary humans from seeing any magic-related events or the creatures related to them. Juniper has recently been made the new Te Xuan Ze, which gives her the responsibility of maintaining the balance between the human and magic worlds. The show has a fairly campy take on the genre, and at times often makes fun of itself. Being a Te Zuan Ze is not easy for Juniper. She has to postpone what she likes doing the most just to save the world.
(The preceding is an abbreviated version of the introduction found on the show's Wikipedia entry.)

It's your party and I'll whine if I want to [1.1]

Ophelia Ramírez: One, there's no music. Two, if there was music, I wouldn't like it. Three, no.

It Takes a Pillage [1.3]

Jody is possessed by a Viking spirit

Jody Irwin: Give me the medallion, you milk-livered runt!

Juniper Lee: Runt?! I've got two inches on you!

Enter Sandman [1.6]

June, Ray Ray, and Dennis are practicing their musical act for the school's talent show. Dennis complains that his siblings' performance is subpar to his own.":

Juniper Lee: Mom and dad are the only ones that heard us, and they made up sound proof in the basement!

Dennis: Oh yeah, well, Ray Ray doesn't even know which song were playing.

Ray Ray: Dude, I go where the music takes me. *he drums*

Juniper Lee: If we wanna go to the contest, can we please, just try to get thru one song?

Adventures in Babysitting

Monroe: He's about as magical as a sack of hammers! (Referring to Juniper's Father)

Dream Date

Roger asks Ophelia if she would go to the school dance with him

Ophelia: I'd rather put my head in a bucket of roaches.

Roger: So... is that a yes or a maybe?

Ophelia: Idiot.

Roger: Oh yeah, that's a maybe!