The Naked Gun
The Naked Gun is a series of comedy movies. The three films (The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear, and The Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult) chronicle the adventures of Nielsen's character, the bumbling police detective Lieutenant Frank Drebin.
(He talks rapidly while repeatedly firing his gun)
- Directed by David Zucker. Written by Jerry Zucker.
Frank Drebin
- Lt Drebin, Police Squad! And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!
- My name is Sgt. Frank Drebin! Detective Lieutenant of Police Squad!
Dialogue
- Vincent Ludwig: Drebin!
- Jane Spencer: Frank!
- Frank Drebin: You're both right.
- Vincent Ludwig: Inspector Drebin, welcome.
- Frank Drebin: The feeling is mutual.
- Vincent Ludwig: Nice to meet you too... He offers Drebin some cigars ... Cuban?
- Frank Drebin: Err, no, Dutch-Irish, my father was from Wales.
- Jane Spencer: Can I interest you in a night cap?
- Frank Drebin: No, thank you, I don't wear them.
- Mayor Barkley: Oh Drebin. I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? That's my policy.
- Frank Drebin: Yes, well. When I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in plain view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.
- Mayor Barkley: That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!
- Goon: Hey, Drebin! I've got a message for you from Vincent Ludwig!
(He talks rapidly while repeatedly firing his gun)
- Frank Drebin: I can't hear you, don't fire the gun while you talk!
- [Frank seems to look up Jane's skirt as she climbs a ladder right in font of him]
- Frank Drebin: Nice beaver!
- Jane Spencer: Thanks, I just had it stuffed. [hands him a stuffed beaver]
- Frank Drebin: I've been dating too. An author, she wrote the book on male sexual disfunction. You've proberly read it.
- Quetin Hapsburg: I beg your pardon!
- Frank Drebin: *sticks finger into a brown substance and puts it in his mouth* ...It tastes like..
- Ted Olsen: That would be fertilizer, Frank! It's for another case!
- Frank Drebin: *drinks and swishes around a yellow substance he finds in a glass jar*
- Ted Olsen: Here, let me take that urine specimen from you Frank!
- Mayor Barkley: Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson...sexual assault with a concrete dildo? What the hell were you doing there in the first place?