Wallace and Gromit

• Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

A Grand Day Out (1989)

• "Eeeeeeeeee, these bank holidays, it's a problem to decide..."
• "Gromit, that's it! Cheese! We'll go somewhere where there's cheese!"
• "I don't know... it's like no cheese I've ever tasted..."
• "No crackers, Gromit! We've forgotten the crackers!"
• "No cheese, Gromit. Not a bit in the house."
• "The fuse Gromit! The fuse! We forgot to light the fuse!"
• "Everybody knows the moon is made of cheese..."

The Wrong Trousers (1993)

• "No more lodgers - more trouble than they're worth. Well all's well ends well, that's what I say."
• "It's the wrong trousers, Gromit, and they've gone wrong!"
• "They're techno trousers, ex-NASA, fantastic for walkies!"
• "Good grief! It's YOU!"
• "I do like a bit of gorgonzola."
• "Cracking toast, Gromit!"
• "There goes my knotted pine"
• It's my turn for breakfast this morning Gromit.
• Well Gromit, let's see what's on the 9:05 shall we? Here she comes now. I wonder what this could be? Happy Birthday Chuck.
• Hang in there Gromit, everything's under control. I'll have that if you don't mind eh? [Looks up and sees kitchen hatch approaching]
• Tally Ho! Leave him to me; I'll get the bounder.
• That's quite enough. You'll be hearing from my solicitor about this.
• You can't go taking liberties like this; I'm a respectable citizen.
• I'll give you what-for you tyke.
• This wardrobe's nearly new you know.
• [Gromit uses two wired to make the trousers stamp and and down] My goodness this'll ruin the wood work. [Bottom of the wardrobe comes away] Oh there goes me knotted pine!
• Nice walkies? How were the techno trousers?

A Close Shave (1995)

• "Come over here lad - no need to feel sheepish."
• "We've tested this on Gromit - haven't we lad?"
• "Do something, Gromit!"
• "Smashing this. A bit tight here and there ..."
• "The bounce has gone from his bungie."
• "Windows are our speciality."
• "Oh yes, I'm inventing mostly."
• "Brilliant teamwork, lads!"
• "I suppose you'll have to skip the country now. A fugitive, eh. You'll be hunted down like... well, a dog."
• "You're not going to turn me into dog meat."
• "Steady on - single file. Single file I said!"
• "Get yourselves organised down there!"
• "Where did you get that from?! That's my machine! I've got patent pending on that!"
• Wendolene: "Duck!!", Wallace: "Where?"
• "By 'eck, I thought we were all for the can then."
• "Not even Wensleydale?"
• "Get off me cheese! GET OFF!"
• Wendolene: "He's malfunctioning!" Wallace: "Mal-what?!"
• "Eh, you think we should call the pest control?"
• "Have you been peckish during the night? Only someone's been at me cheese..."
• "Porridge today, Gromit. Tuesday."
• "GERONIMOOOOO!!!"

Cracking Contraptions (2002)

• "Oh, now that's just not cricket, Gromit! Anyone for tennis, perchance?"
• "Well I think we got away with that, eh pooch!"
• "Gromit, we have a problem!"

The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)

• "It's just a bit of...harmless brain alteration, that's all."
• "Full suction!"
• "Oh, very cheeky!"
• "What's up, dog?" (an obvious reference to the Bugs Bunny cartoons. At this moment in the film Wallace has grown bunny ears.)
• "I'm just crackers about cheese!"
• "Say no to carrots, cabbage, and cauliflower!"
• "Love, Gromit! That's the biggest trap of all!"
• Oh come on lad. Be a bit more...allureing. [Gromit starts to make the rabbit do a sexy dance to The Stripper]
• We've created a monster!

Project Zoo

• "The penguin has landed!"
• "I wonder who does their windows?"
• "I didn't do it!"
• "Give up, and I won't have Gromit attack you."
• "Attack, Gromit!"
• "This is panda-monium!"
• "There you are. What took you so long?"

Wallace's Quotes

• "Gromit! Help!"
• "Gromit, old pal, I'll...need assistance."
• "I've used me only ball." (the tellyscope)
• "Well done! We did it!" (exclaimed by Wallace, even though it's usually Gromit who saves the day)
• "Cracking good job, Gromit!"
• "Holy helicopters! Penguins aren't supposed to fly! We'll never catch him now. Unless..." (Project Zoo)
• "I suppose you like kippers. I'm partial to a bit of black pudding myself - with bacon of course."
• "I could just fancy some cheese, Gromit. What do you say? Cheddar?"
• "All's well that ends well"
• "I'm in the mood for food!"
• "I do like a bit of Gorgonzola"
• "Aarrrrgh!"
• "Wake up, Gromit!"
• "That went as well as could be expected, didn't it?"
• As I say it's a bit dingy at present but it's surprising what a lick of paint'll do isn't it?