Zsa Zsa Gabor

Sourced

• "Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."
  • Newsweek, March 28 1960

• "A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."
  • Newsweek, March 28 1960

• "I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back."
  • The Observer, "Sayings of the Week", August 28 1957

Attributed

• "A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it."

• "As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face."

• "Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles."

• "Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do."

• "How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"

• "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."

• "I can't remember anyone's names. How do you think the 'darling' thing got started?"

• "I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect."

• "I know nothing about sex because I was always married."

• "I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"

• "Macho doesn't prove mucho."

• "One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears."

• "The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare."

• "To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer."

• "To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness."

• "We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't."

• "When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument."

• "You never really know a man until you have divorced him."

• "Dahling, just be yourself!"